Go Fug Yourself

Well Played, Rooney Mara
 You know, when it goes — and someday I’m sure it will — I’m going to miss the black hair. I can’t get over what lovely eyes Rooney has, and she’s figured out how to make the hair and her makeup and her skin tone work together to accent them. In fact, she had an Read More ...

Super Bowl Halftime Show, Madonna-ly Played: Madonna
   Honestly, I feel like this could have been TERRIBLE. And yet it was kind of entertaining, not only because Madge closed this thing with “Like a Prayer,” which is possibly my favorite Madonna song ever. Although I also love “Express Yourself.” And who doesn’t have fond memories of roller-skating to “Material Girl,” other than the Read More ...

Fugnage Dream
 Well, the skirt is cute. Too bad about the Muppet she killed for that vest. Never forget. Read More ...

Fugday Night Fugball
  We already dealt with the regular-season main titles for Sunday Night Football, in which Hill looks less human than like some kind of CGI’d replica of herself. For the special Super Bowl opener yesterday, you’ll be pleased — in that wrinkly vexed way — to know RoboFaith was back in action: Apparently, the equation is Read More ...

Just Fug With It.
 I was going to put this up to a vote, but I talked myself out of it: She is adorable. I found her surprisingly charming in Just Go With It, which is a terrible movie even when you’re watching it against your will on a plane. But this looks like two nightgowns held together with Read More ...

Well Played, Shailene Woodley
 “Are you kidding? Look at me! I look fantastic! I’m young, I’m free! This leather is fun! The shoes are awesome! I’m feeling as tremendous as I look! In fact, I’m GLAD I didn’t get any stinking Oscar nod! Now I can RELAX, and eat carbs, and stop worrying that the chick on my show Read More ...

Twilight: Fugclipse
 So, here’s the thing. I think Nikki Reed’s outfit here is actually super cute, if a little bit I Just Spent Six Weeks in Sedona, And Boy Are My Inner Eyes Open: And I don’t generally think couples need to — or should — make sure they’re all coordinated before they leave the house. But Read More ...


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