NEVER FAIL KALE BREAKFAST
There are few sure things in this world. You can count on the sun rising, taxman finding you and herpes to come back with a vengeance. But most promises of satisfaction guaranteed have so many disclaimers that it’s impossible to get your money back. Even banging isn’t always guaranteed to wow when you sleep with [...] |
PORTOBELLO BORDELLO
Some food has the power to transform a good day into a great day. We’ve all experienced a meal so freaking amazing that we talk about it years, sometimes decades later. Don’t get me started on this penne eggplant bowl I enjoyed on Italy’s Amalfi Coast. Let’s just say I had to smoke cigarette after…and [...] |
SUPER BOWL RECIPES: 7 LAYERS OF AWESOME DIP
This recipe goes out to all the Patriots fans. According to my research, a girl from Boston I’m banging, 7 Layer Dip is their ultimate sports-viewing treat. Forgive me if I was misinformed. Rather than curse my inaccuracies with mob justice your time would be better served recreating this dish and serve it up to [...] |
MY TASTY VALENTINE COOKING CLASS: NYC February 12
Attention New Yorkers, COOK TO BANG IS s partnering up with NYC cooking school MOPAC: Meet Other People And Cook to teach culinary seduction classes just in time for Valentine’s Day: MY TASTY VALENTINE. On February 14 you and your sweetums can go out to a crowded restaurant for an overpriced meal that you’ll be [...] |
NEVER FLAKE CRAB CAKES
My number one frustration in the dating scene is flakes. Nothing pisses me off more than having a date lined up for the night and getting a call, or worse, a text message with some half-baked excuse about a forgotten lobotomy appointment. I erase their phone numbers on the spot and wipe their existence from [...] |
SUPER BOWL RECIPES: CHICKEN WING FLING
These chicken wings were made in a rush for a party watching THE GAME last year. The Superbowl is the only time even non-football geeks hop aboard the fan-wagon. That was certainly the case with my buddy’s girlfriend and her sorority sisters. Uninformed, screeching girls and high stakes sports don’t mix. But one of them [...] |
