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Golden Bear’s Grandson Needs to Learn Some Manners
Jack Nicklaus has been the epitome of grace for the entirety of his life. This is apparently not a genetic trait. His grandson, Nick O’Leary, may look a helluva lot like the Golden Bear, but he sure has a thing or two to learn about not being a dick. O’Leary, rated by many as the best [...]

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Golf Swing Starts Fire, Burns Up 12 Acres Next To Course
A man in Irvine, California started a huge fire last Saturday with one swing of a golf club. He asked for his name to be withheld, so we’ll call him “Larry.”  When “Larry” swung his club, he accidentally chipped a rock and that was all the spark that was needed to get that baby going. Twelve acres of land [...]

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News Flash: The WNBA Fucking Sucks
Sunday afternoon, as I was driving to atom’s coming-out housewarming party, I stopped at a bar because I had a few minutes to kill, but more importantly, I had a buzz to maintain. As I was washing down my Sam Adams with a Miller Lite, I noticed something alarming. The WBNA was on television in this [...]

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Aroldis Chapman Takes His 105 mph Fastball To The Majors
Look out Major League Baseball — you’re about to have a Cuban Missile Crisis on your hands. Tonight the hard-throwing 22-year-old Cuban sensation, Aroldis Chapman, will join the Cincinnati Reds to bolster an already strong bullpen in order to help the club try and make it’s first post-season appearance in 15 years. The move had to be [...]

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Floyd Mayweather Video Rant on Ustream, Calls Pacquiao ‘Faggot’ And Much Much More [Video]
Talking shit can be an art form.  Some legends have learned how to use it to their advantage — taking their opponent’s mind off the task at hand and giving themselves an advantage at the same time. Floyd Mayweather’s recent rant on Ustream was not clever shit talking.  It couldn’t have been effective either.  It’s too transparent.  [...]

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Rosie Jones Picture Gallery [Hump Day Hotties] [NSFW]
This week’s Hump Day Hottie, Rosie Jones, is from England.  She is 20-years-old and has named her boobs Bob and Bill. You read that right. Never scared to take her clothes off, she is actually the Guinness World Record holder [NSFW] for taking her bra off and putting it back on seven times in one minute. The pictures in [...]

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This Week In Sports Fights, Everybody’s Kicking Ass [Videos]
Maybe it’s because football season is finally here and people are just super pumped.  Maybe it’s because of the extreme heat.  Whatever it is, fights are a-breakin’ out, and people are getting their ass-kickin’ on.  And we’ve rounded up all the videos for you below. This week we saw a ridiculous amount of fights.  And thanks to YouTube [...]

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USA FIBA Team More Functional Than Ever; Red Foxes Cheerleaders Picture Gallery
Without all of the huge egos to get in the way, USA is coming out on top so far with a 5 game winning streak. USA won against Iran this past Wed and with this epic beat down, we all know why gas prices are on the rise!  So far the USA scores are as follows: USA [...]

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Rugby Player Charged With Murdering A Police Officer In South Africa
Bees Roux, a Rugby player for the Pretoria’s Blue Bulls in South Africa, has been charged with murder after allegedly beating a police officer to death with his bare hands. According to the Associated Press, there is some confusion as to what happened the night of the murder, but Roux is claiming his innocence. The officer, Sgt. Ntshimane Mogale, was [...]

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Joey Cora Acts as Translator for Manny Ramirez – Hey Joey, Translate This…
As you now know, Man-Ram(which is EASILY the most homoerotic nickname of all time) aka Manny Ramirez , aka the 2nd Best Right Handed Hitter Of Your Lifetime, signed with the Chicago White Sox.   The future Hall of Fame wannabe held a press conference today to announce his signing. And for someone who has lived [...]

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Team USA Beats Brazil By Two!! Oh, Wait, This Was Basketball?
Ok, so everyone is perfectly aware that the team the USA put together for the FIBA World Championships was going to be a B Squad. With players like Kobe, Wade, Ass-Fuck, and many others opting to sit out and enjoy their time off, it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that Team USA would [...]

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I Hope Matt Leinart’s Senior Year At USC Was Fun
Being the starting Quarterback at Southern Cal definitely has its perks. Not only are you surrounded by some of the most talented players the nation has to offer, giving you the best chance to be successful on the field, but there are also many off the field benefits that only the starting Quarterback at USC [...]

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2010 Cincinnati Reds, 2008 Tampa Bay Rays, Let’s Compare Shall We
It isn’t very often in baseball that teams just come out of no where. Sure, there have been a variety of teams that have won the World Series in years past, but usually the teams don’t come in and surprise people for even being involved in the playoff conversation. I mean, lets be honest – [...]

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Will Roethlisberger Still Have A Starting Job After Week 4?
When Roethlisberger’s original 6 game suspension – 4 games for good behavior – came about,  most people anticipated that after week 4, Roethlisberger would be jumping right into his previous title of starting quarterback. With back-ups like Byron Leftwich, Dennis Dixon, and Charlie Batch, you figure even ole grey dick himself had to feel a [...]

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Ohio State Crushes Marshall, No Slow Start This Year
Ohio State has been known to start the season slow.  Often times during the first couple weeks of the season they play down to the talent level of their opponent.  Especially the offense. Not this year. OSU’s offense looked like a finely tuned machine last night, completely imposing their will on an overmatched Marshall defense, who had [...]

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The Worst High School Football Plays Of All Time [Videos]
Now that high school football season has officially begun, its time to pull out some of the most embarrassing, gut-wrenching, hilarious and worst high school football plays of all time. These videos became instant YouTube classics the second they became ones and zeroes.  Most of them have an important message like learning the rules and not quitting until [...]

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Roger Federer Between The Legs Shot Is Simply Amazing [Video]
When it comes to Roger Federer, the most amazing thing is that we’re still amazed. After all he’s accomplished, like becoming the best tennis player of all time, you would think that we would come to expect the impossible. But when the impossible is made possible by a legend right before our eyes, we are reminded [...]

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