Come To Sandusky, It’s Our Little Secret [Video]
| I’m not sure if the video below is real or not (ahem), but according to the YouTube description, this was a video made by the tourism folks in Sandusky, Ohio. It’s a double entendre lover’s wet dream. Then, I guess, it got pulled. My guess is (ahem) it made some people a little squeamish. Not sure [...] |  |
Halo Forms Over Denver After Victory, The Patriots Have No Chance
| Hey everybody, in case you had any doubt whatsoever, celestial beings are definitely watching over the Denver Broncos. Don’t get me wrong. Clearly, God likes Tom Brady. But this year, he’s got different plans. The proof is in the photos. Just look at them. Jesus was there! According to the Huffington Post, the Broncos have no comment. I [...] |  |
Fantasy Football Year In Review – Biggest Busts, Surprises, And Sleepers For 2012
| The most wonderful time of the year has come and gone. Yes, fantasy football season is over. If you’re like me you are trying to forget all about it and plan for next season. Every year players have breakout seasons, making their fantasy owners look like they know what they are doing. While other players decided [...] |  |
JoePa Dead? JoePa Not Dead! Make Up Your Minds!
| Is Joe Paterno dead or not? The media’s handling of Joe Paterno’s “death” has been sloppy at best. I’m being nice. In actuality it’s completely f**ked up. First you read everywhere that JoePa is dead. But now, if you Google “Joe Paterno dead” you get redirects to the subsequent family spokesperson’s refutal of the report. C’mon guys. [...] |  |
What Did We Learn This Week In Sports?
| So Peyton’s little brother faces his arch rival in Peyton’s back yard for a Super Bowl ring. I wonder if that story is going to get beaten to death over the next two weeks… What else did we learn this week? -In the 2007 BCS Championship game, Buckeye kick returner Ted Ginn took the opening kickoff [...] |  |
LaMichael James Is Afraid Of Rollie’ Coasters!
| People think that being tough is what it takes to make it in football. I completely disagree. Fear is what motivated me. Trying my best to not get crushed is what made me run faster. Maybe that makes me a p***y. But if it does, I have a feeling that Oregon RB LaMichael James is in [...] |  |
What Did We Learn This Week In Sports?
| Tom Terrific and Eli may have taken the week off, but that doesn’t mean the rest of the sports world did. What did we learn this week? -Brandon Marshall dominated the Pro Bowl, hauling in six balls for 176 yards, and four scores as the AFC thumped the NFC 59-41. Credit Marshall for showing up. I [...] |  |
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off 2? [Video]
| I think I just came a little. But like usual. I was left disappointed. When I first saw the trailer and heard that wonderful little jig, I really thought that maybe, just maybe, a sequel would come out that would actually be worth watching. Maybe it is just a Super Bowl commercial. But I’m guessing I wouldn’t be [...] |  |
“I Told Kenny The Jesus Guy Would Beat The Rapist Guy”
| Woman sums up last week’s game on Facebook. It’s funny, I said the same thing to my kids. |  |
10 Super Bowl Facts You May Not Know
| With the Super Bowl being just over a week away, it’s time for all of the know-it-all fans to come out of the woodwork. Everyone knows at least one person like this; Never really played sports, usually fat, obnoxious, someone who is always referenced as just an acquaintance rather than an actual friend. Well if you [...] |  |
Marcos Baghdatis Explodes At The Australian Open
| I know how this guy feels… Every morning whenI wake up to go to work, I wish there were tennis rackets to smash the ever-loving f**k out of right next to my bed. My day would suck about 10% less if that were the case. Down two sets and a break to Stanislaw Warinka, Baghdatis went on [...] |  |
What Did We Learn This Week In Sports?
| Tebow wow’d us. Saban bored us. And Twitter made us laugh. What did we learn this week? As if the first time Alabama and LSU played this year wasn’t bad enough. The nation was treated to another snooze-fest Monday night complete with perhaps the worst quarterback play in BCS Title game history as the Tide [...] |  |
Marriage Proposal Goes Bad During UCLA BBall Game [Video]
| Another reason why no one should ever propose marriage during a sporting event. First off, I couldn’t imagine asking someone to marry me if I didn’t really know the answer. Secondly, what kind of stupid bitch would say “no” in front of thousand(s) of people? I guess this one… |  |
Ref Oddly Slaps Illinois Player’s Ass During Game [Video]
| We see it all the time in sports…the slapping of the ass in congratulatory fashion. I’ve done it, you’ve done it, it just feels so natural in the heat of battle. But that’s usually the case for teammates or possibly even opposing players – not the refs…in the middle of a game…for absolutely no reason. It’s a [...] |  |
Do You Know Football? Do You Need Cash? Call This Craigslist Guy
| Just by reading this ad on Craigslist, I am 100% confident that it doesn’t matter how much this guy learns, he will not in any way resemble a football player. He is obviously the least confident person in the world, but in a weird way I feel bad for him. And if I wasn’t creeped out [...] |  |
Joe Flacco Gets Busted Riding A Skateboard, Fan Calls Ozzie Newsome
| Joe Flacco can’t catch a break at this point. Whether it’s being called out for paying too much attention to the media, or being thrown under the bus by a future hall of fame teammate, Flacco is just a guy that can’t seem to make anyone happy. And now, the one group of people that he thought [...] |  |
JOCKpost’s 2012 NFL Mock Draft aka The Best Mock Draft Ever
| Indianapolis Colts… You are officially on the clock, as the order is set for April’s NFL Draft. Before we know who will return to school, who will bomb the Wonderlick test, and who will WOW at the combine… let’s speculate at how the top 15 selections may pan out. 1. Indianapolis Colts: The rumor mill is [...] |  |
JOCKpost’s Favorite Dunks Of All Time [Videos]
| Since the nation has been boner-poppin for the last 2 days over Blake Griffin’s love of violent layups, I decided to make a list of my favorite dunks. Sure, it’s been done a trillion times, but f**k you Internet. This is my list. Tom Chambers vs Gravity Mitch Richmond described it best when he said he was already [...] |  |
What Did We Learn This Week In Sports? [NFL Playoff Edition]
| If the NFL determined it’s champion with a system similar to the BCS, the New York Giants would have been playing in the Orange Bowl. Now, they’re one win away from the Super Bowl. Way to get it right, NFL . What else did we learn this week? -At the beginning of the playoffs, the Giants were [...] |  |
Will Anyone Have Interest In The Penn State Job?
| Add Mike Munchak to the list of coaches that want nothing to do with the Penn State job. The Tennessee Titans Head Coach denied that he has any interestin becoming the new head coach for the Penn State Nittany Lions. He was on top of the list of coaches that Penn State was interested in [...] |  |
