Nucks Misconduct

Game 53: Canucks At Predators Preview: Can You Dig The Satisfaction?
CANUCKS PREDATORS AT Time Tues. 5:00 PM PST TV Sportsnet Pac. Season Series 1 - 1 Last Meeting 6-5 Preds Dec.01/11 The Enemy On The Forecheck Scoring Leaders H. Sedin: 11-44-55 Erat: 12-27-39 Honestly, I did not watch the Canucks-Avs game. I just heard from some dudes in a wedding party that they beat Colorado in a shootout. My first question was: "Was Cory Schneider in net?" Dude said "No, man. Luongo was!" And I replied "F***ing rights! He's won 2 of his last 3 shootouts!" So the saga continues. The Canucks continue getting saved by goaltending because the peeps in front of the netminder are not putting out. I see from the boxscore of the last game that Van were outshot 18-7 in the first period. Lovely. So help me out. How has Lord Byron Bitz looked in a Canucks uni? Well, bring on the Preds then. Let's see where a non-consistent effort against Nashville gets them. My guess is nowhere good. However, including the playoffs, the Canucks have won 4 straight in Music City...even though Country Music is an oxymoron. These game previews will be a little more thorough once I get through the festivities where I am at. That won't be until the weekend. I will not be catching this game either. But don't worry! I will update the score-predicting list at that time. Until then: predict a 3-2 score. It has happened 13 times this season. A 4-2 score has only happened twice. A 5-1 score has happened 5 times. Damned unpredictable Canucks. Hey....I am just trying to help. I am also being a jerk to HockeyFanInColorado. Hehehh. TEAM STATS [STANDINGS] [GOALS FOR] [GOALS AGAINST] [5 ON 5] [POWER PLAY] [PK] [FACEOFFS] [HITS] [BLOCKED SHOTS] [GIVEAWAYS] [TAKEAWAYS] [AVG PENALTY MIN / GAME] PROJECTED ROSTERS / LINES -Canucks -Predators INJURIES -For both teams TRENDS Predators are 7-0 in their last 7 vs. Northwest. Predators are 13-3 in their last 16 when their opponent allows 2 goals or less in their previous game. Predators are 13-3 in their last 16 home games. Predators are 8-2 in their last 10 games following a win. Predators are 20-6 in their last 26 overall. Predators are 7-15 in their last 22 Tuesday games. Predators are 4-11 in their last 15 games playing on 2 days rest. Predators are 2-8 in their last 10 home games vs. a team with a road winning % of greater than .600. Canucks are 4-0 in their last 4 road games vs. a team with a home winning % of greater than .600. Canucks are 5-1 in their last 6 vs. a team with a winning record. Canucks are 4-1 in their last 5 road games. Canucks are 4-1 in their last 5 overall. Canucks are 6-2 in their last 8 Tuesday games. Canucks are 5-2 in their last 7 after allowing 2 goals or less in their previous game. Canucks are 15-7 in their last 22 games following a win. More at Covers.com. VIDEO The last meeting: Madness. An unexpected high scoring game and some dipshit avenges his wife's tears from a playoff loss: Speaking of that playoff loss...all praise be to the KESLORD! That was where BEASTMODE was born right? Love it. The title of this post, once again, is brought to you by White Zombie: Kesler is at his best against these guys: PREDICTION 3-2 Predators. These half assed Canucks efforts are going to catch up to them some time. Kostitsyn with the winner. GO CANUCKS GO, ya slugs.

SUPERBOWL XLVI- Open Thread
via 27.media.tumblr.com Or as we like to call it around here: The lesser of two evils. It's funny, isn't it. As Canucks fans some of us will have to swallow our collective pride and cheer for one of the cities that defeated the Canucks in the Stanley Cup. And while some might veer towards rooting against the Giants because 2 different New York based teams beat them for Lord Stanley's mug, Canucks fans with any integrity would obviously sooner take a Slap Chop to the throat than cheer for ANYTHING from Boston. Giants it is, then. I am sure that there might be cooler places to hang out during the game, but a) they won't have our level of Canuckcentric sarcasm; and b) I have beer and handcut nachos. So after the jump, someone who knows a lot about football will have created a compilation of stats you need to know. And I will have stolen them and posted them for your approval. It's a great day for football. How do I know this? I got a free flat of beer (my favourite brand) and this was playing in the grocery store when I was getting my supplies for tonight's chili. I damn near died laughing at hearing this in the produce aisle. Gonna be honest with you, I didn't pay super close attention to the NFL this season. Maybe it was a side effect from June, but I watched at the most 3 or 4 games all season. But much like Christmas, Thanksgiving and the ritual sacrifices of poultry and other items to Jobu, Super Bowl is a tradition. Here's what TSN has to say about today's game. It's almost game time, so I hope you're ready. Excessively salted and fried foods, alcoholic beverages for everyone. So, a couple rules before we get started: 1) The US Government and the NFL have shutdown nearly every single site that streams live sports, and will continue to do so throughout the game. Since we don't want no trouble from the law for yous guys, please don't ask for or post links to feeds here. 2) No wagering. 3) It is mandatory that you post (at some point during the day) what you're eating, where you're watching the game and what you're washing it down with. It's not necessary to post who you're cheering for since most of us are rooting for the kind of jaw dropping injuries that come along with one of the biggest sports spectacles in the world. 4) Enjoy the game.

Morning Buzz: Off the Stanchion Part II; more NHL to Seattle talk; Scott Gomez hits a milestone
Here's a crazy theory: is the listless play we've been seeing from the Canucks lately a sign of a lack of motivation? The club sits 11 points clear of the second place team in their Division. Barring a disaster, they have home ice advantage in the bag for the playoffs. Or is it just a matter of this team finding ways to make things hard for themselves? Earlier in the year, the team couldn't buy a save, but on Saturday Luongo stopped 44 of 46, and now the skaters are in disarray. The special teams and even strength play have alternated dominance throughout the season, but now with mostly everyone healthy, both have fallen flat. In pro sports, I guess nothing is that simple. News and notes from a sunny February weekend following the jump! Vancouver Canucks News & Notes We start with a milestone: The Stanchion celebrating his 2nd career point as a Canuck, going 59 games in between assists: Some good post-game stuff from Saturday: The Game According to Twitter, three quick notes, and The Rock's reaction to The Stanchion's clutch assist. It sounds like David Booth played through a pretty tough neck injury against the Avs. [Vancouver Sun] As is being noted more and more, the Canucks have been collecting some ugly points lately. [Vancouver Sun] In fact, the late-game heroics we've been seeing — especially Saturday's off-the-stanchion game tier by Kevin Bieksa — are starting to approach those of Tim Tebow on the miracle scale. As usual, it's all Kesler's fault. [PITB] Byron Bitz played his first game with the big club on Saturday, notching a big hit and a good scrap. It was a promising showing in what's been a tough year for Bitz. [The White Towel] What do you mean, Bitz has bite? Johnny? [The Province] Marda Miller's latest "The Good, The Bad, and The..." [Canucks Army] Kevin Bieksa's middle name has been changed to "Francesco" on his Wikipedia page. Good work by all involved to make this happen. [Fort Nucks] Today in Canucks History [Feb 6, 2004] Longtime Canucks employee Norm Jewison is named the 2004 NHL Alumni 7th Man. The 7th Man Award is awarded annually to a member of the NHL family who has contributed behind the scenes for a significant period of time. In Norm's case, he began working for the Vancouver Canucks prior to the 1977-78 season. He was formally presented his award at the NHL Alumni All-Star Awards Dinner in Minneapolis, Minnesota. [Feb 6, 2006] Henrik Sedin is named the NHL's Offensive Player of the Week for the second period ending Sunday, February 5, 2006. He recorded 7 points (2-5-7) in three games played. NHL News & Notes Sam Gagner's incredible story continued Saturday night, as he was in on three straight Oiler goals in the first period. Gagner's mark of being in on 11 straight goals actually broke Wayne Gretzky's record of 10. [PHT] Elliotte Friedman mentioned in between periods that the longest streak of a player being in on his team's goals is 15, set by Jaromir Jagr in 1997. The most points in back-to-back games belong to the Stastny brothers, who I believe Friedman said had 14. Gagner didn't break either of those, but he was a part of the play on Jordan Eberle's tying goal in the 3rd. Is an NHL team in Seattle still a viable option? Sounds like it. [Seattle Times] The Sedins even get a mention in the article: Most important, imagine parents and children having the same opportunities my father had when he took me to my first NBA game; having the chance to take their kids to Sodo to see Blake Griffin and Derrick Rose, or the NHL's Sedin twins and Marian Gaborik. Scott Gomez has now officially gone more than one calendar year without scoring an NHL goal, while making over $7M in salary. As Harrison Mooney explains, he almost fell shy of the milestone. [Puck Daddy] Of course, there is also a Facebook page dedicated to Gomez's goal futility. If you're having trouble keeping track of Gomez's (lack of) progress, there's always this awesome page, too. Two years ago yesterday, the hockey world lost its first openly gay player, when Brendan Burke passed away following a terrible car accident. MLHS takes a look at the impact both Brendan's coming out and his passing have had on the hockey world. [Maple Leafs Hot Stove] Watch as a KHL goalie gets scored on from the faceoff dot...at the opposite end of the rink. [Puck Daddy] Today in NHL History [Feb 6, 1986] New Jersey Devil Peter McNab becomes the 42nd NHLer to score 350 goals. What I Listened To While I Wrote This

#EmbraceTheHate ; "Narrative How To" Edition
As you may know, this series is all about shining a bit of light on the whole "Canuck Hate" phenomenon. Sometimes though, its important to explore the way we are presented with the various stories in our puck media. Top amongst it, for better or worse, is one Tony Gallagher. Let me preface everything to follow with the proviso that Tony used to be the first page I turned to in his heyday. He does know the game, just on the strength of a past with this team. The Province has been around this city since 1898. The guy has been around about a quarter of that time. That is certainly something to be noted. No one else generates as much positive and negative opinion amongst the "opinion makers" about the Vancouver Canucks team than Tony. Hell, I think he has had a feud at one time or the other with every GM he has ever covered. Yet, maybe because of or in spite of that, he sometimes gets a little too much snark going. Or, at least that is the perception. As a long time consumer of puck opinion, it is natural to learn a little something about those you are reading. Today's cross platforms ( where he is one of the "sages" of the TEAM 1040 coverage ), like radio and Twitter, give us insights into how these things happen. After the break, a little illumination on how a veteran establishes a "narrative" in the market of today. Like I said, Tony G was one I used to admire more than I do now. Perhaps that occurs with anyone over such a long time, but bear with me here. I am trying not to make this just a hatchet job, but rather an exploration. Its just my opinion, in the end. The deeper question of how a long time writer like Mr Gallagher goes about it, is just some fun while we wait for the NFL to finish its orgy of promotion and we can get to the second half of the NHL season. Who knows, we both might learn something! Anyhow, Here is what Tony tweeted out today. It contains all the hallmarks of that snark I was mentioning, one of the primary ones being a challenge to the coach( and the management, by extension, I guess ) tg_gman Tony Gallagher Post Chi, AV claimed Sedins created 9 scoring chances. Obvious bull. Now he's splitting them up, but it was the media who had it wrong? Now, in this day and age, I think Tony forgets that we get much the same unvarnished raw material that he does at Canucks.com. Perhaps that is why there is this sly piece of obfuscation. The actual quote was from a presser on the Sedin later than he intimates. It was not after the Chicago game that he referred to the "nine chances that are obviously bull" Here's the actual presser AV talked about how they had 3 good chances in the third, had chances in the first, and did not really pump their tires for the GWG. So, maybe that is taking it too literally. Here is the actual presser I am 95% sure he is referring to the day afterwards. Its in response to a question about the "Sedins struggling in the past five games..." that is not recorded on the video. I thought at first Tony was referring to the Oilers game previous to the break that AV talks about, and compiled some stats for that one when I replied to Tony on the wonderful Twitter, that allows us that luxury. More on that in a second, but in the game that AV referred to in his pressers as having nine "chances" ( and I do trust the team to be pretty on the line with judging their chances, as they would for the whole team. I imagine its a pretty strong category in their sabermetrics ) Here's what they did. Burrows had 2 shots on goal, and missed 1. Daniel Sedin, in addition to, you know, scoring the GWG on some classic Sedinery, had 5 shots, and missed none, while brother Henrik has 3 shots on net and missed 1. Thats all five on five, by the way, as the coach rightly notes, there was no power plays in that game. ( I might add that a longer perusal of Edler and Salo's shot totals is always a clue. Juicy Hammer gets out with the Twins too, occasionally, as does the third pairing. The Twins do like setting up the trailer!) You know, I can see them having "nine chances" in that game. Now, AV also says in that clip above about the Edmonton game, and them having seven chances. That sometimes they just don't go in. I explored that, because I got confused responding to Tony via Twitter with these two tweets vancitydan vancitydan @ @tg_gman Oh Tony. Game in Q' for 3 ; Burr 1 A, ! SOG, 1 miss, Daniel 1G, 1 SOG, 5 M, Hank 1 SOG 3 M. Missing means they are wrong? #CMonMan @tg_gman Oh, and Edler / Salo had a total of 4 shots ( PP 0 for 2 ). That sounds like a game where they had a lot of chances generated, no? I can see them having seven chances there too. In addition to, you know, two of the three guys on the line having points. When you watch the highlights, Daniel also hit one of three posts that night, so AV might have been kind! This is not to excuse or mitigate anything with the Twins and their "slump". I personally think they have set such a high standard, that when this happens ( as happens to all players at one time or another in a season ), I am going to cut our identical superstars some slack. The fact that Tony seems to take that and move the words. pressers, and actual things said around "just enough" is interesting though. The Twins are not, over a couple games, producing, and the coach responded to that ( from his entire team, to me ) relative lack of superlative play by changing up the lines and breaking up the Twins. Yet, he throws in the "post Hawks" line. Am I missing something here? Maybe its nine chances since the Hawks game? That might actually be a little high! I get that such a thing is going to be news, and I am betting dollars to more than doughnuts that we will see a column from the one time head of the Professional Hockey Writers Association exploring that story in his own singular style. I am not willing to eat those doughnuts ( you know, cholesterol ) when I see how they are made is all. Because, to me at least, that is all that Tweet from Tony above is all about. Laying the groundwork for the narrative for a story, or perhaps an in depth exploration on TEAM, where they will spin that "slump" through all the various shows of the day on Monday. When they talk puck and not Super Bowl of course. Honestly, do we really expect the Twins to be broken up at practice on Monday? Now, THAT would be the story lede if it was. I fully expect them to be with Burrows to start the Nashville game. But, in the meantime, I hope I helped illuminate the machinations of how this shit sometimes goes down. And, honestly, here is a reason why I will always have some admiration for Tony Gallagher, even if the judges gave this bout to Thornton... It does not mean I won't read the coverage, or listen to the TEAM. We are all addicts, and the Province, Sun, and 1040 are three of our biggest pushers. Sometimes, you just have to notice that the quality is getting "stepped on", you know? #WonderTwinsPowersReactivate #EmbraceTheHate


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