Shirtless Matt Light Also Has An Onstage Dance Video [Video]
Yawn. Do something better than that, Light. Glowsticks exist for a reason. More »
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Can Farts Be Recreated? [Video]
Deadspin Up All Night: Rest Up Until Baseball Starts [Video]
Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. What a whirlwind. Blood Week concludes tomorrow. More »
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This Is Why JaVale McGee Is The Best Thing In The NBA [Video]
This is from last night's Raptors-Wizards game. Please keep an eye on JaVale McGee. He's the fellow who first goes backward between the legs (impressive), then throws up the ball within an area code of the hoop (less impressive), then goes tearing down the court while the Wiz still have possession (awesome). JaVale McGee hustles back on defense while on offense. More »
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Childbirth Is A Precious Rite Of Passage, If You Enjoy Agony, Terror, And Flying Jets Of Blood [Dadspin]
When it comes to the Birthing Experience, I'd like to focus on the end, the summing up of everything, when the doctor in the delivery room turned to me and held up the gore-smeared, still-pulsing umbilical cord and asked if I would like to cut it. More »
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Hey, Michigan: Illinois Will Show You Their Athletic Director's Contract If You Show Them Yours [Filing Cabinet]
We like to request records from public universities from time to time. We also like to request the requests made to these universities, which lets us know who's snooping around where. Mainly, it's reporters. Occasionally, though, one of our meta-requests reveals some high-level intercollegiate inanity, such as this petition from the University of Illinois's office for planning and budgeting to the University of Michigan's office of budget and planning. What did Illinois want? A look at Michigan's nether regions (contractually speaking). More »
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The Giants Parade, Through The Lens Of A Guy Who Got Kicked Out Of It [Video]
I am a Giants fan, but I'm also fascinated by the human condition, and I happen to think nothing is more fascinating than a million people brought together by nothing more than a football team and the rare socially acceptable opportunity to get drunk before breakfast. It was with this in mind that I set off for Lower Manhattan this morning, with zero ideas for my "coverage" and even less forethought of how to make it happen. Would you be surprised if I told you the whole thing was a disaster, and that I was forcibly removed from Broadway by an NYPD sergeant after five minutes? More »
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Excited Woman At Super Bowl Parade Tells Reporter She Can't Wait To See Mark Sanchez [Video]
This young lady appears to be a Giants fan, but she unwittingly speaks for Jets fans everywhere. [Flopping Out] More »
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Play Through At Your Own Risk: Golfer Might Lose Leg After On-Course Fight [Golf]
A course marshall had granted a threesome permission to pass a slow-playing foursome, but a fight ensued. The victim suffered a punctured femoral artery, but during a 911 call one of the golfers said the victim "fell on a golf club or something." Which happens all the time. [Star-Telegram] More »
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Rob Gronkowski, Shirtless Matt Light Danced Away Their Sorrows After The Super Bowl [Super Bowl 46]
Ever wonder what the losers do after the big game? Well, some sulk in hotel rooms. Others cry in their beer. And some dance. They dance like no one's watching, even when someone is watching, which is what many people were doing last night as Matt Light took off his shirt and started to boogie, according to the friend of one guy who was watching: More »
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"Was That A Sasquatch?” The Misery Of Watching Canadian Super Bowl Ads [NFL Roundtable]
We're doing a season-long NFL roundtable with our friends at Slate. Check back here each week as a rotating cast of football watchers discusses the weekend's key plays, coaching decisions, and traumatic brain injuries. More »
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Here's A Photo Of A Guy Named "East Side Dave" Bothering Chris Berman After The Super Bowl [Video]
Math Says If Wes Welker Catches That Ball, The Patriots Win [NFL Roundtable]
We're doing a season-long NFL roundtable with our friends at Slate. Check back here each week as a rotating cast of football watchers discusses the weekend's key plays, coaching decisions, and traumatic brain injuries. More »
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Report: Steelers Hire Todd Haley As New Offensive Coordinator [Pittsburgh Steelers]
I could tell you that Haley ran a super-successful version of a pass-heavy offense like Pittsburgh's under Ken Whisenhunt (a former Steeler OC) in Arizona, but it's much easier to laugh at him for stuff like this. [ESPN] More »
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Bristolmetrics: SportsCenter Mentioned Tim Tebow 18 Times Last Week, Somehow [Bristolmetrics]
This is a regular feature breaking down, minute-by-minute, the content that appears on ESPN's 11 p.m. edition of SportsCenter throughout the week. Graphic by Jim Cooke. More »
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Watching The Super Bowl, Brett Favre Got A Little Antsy About His Retirement [Brett Favre]
Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: Sounds like the gunslinger's competitive juices are flowing again. More »
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Wes Welker Mocked With Pile Of Butterfinger Candy Bars In Boston Town Square [Wes Welker]
Circus FMX Rider Somehow Not Dead After Midair Clothesline [Video]
You've thrilled to the death-defying acts at the circus, but have you ever been to the Shriners' Circus, where they string cables from the rafters at precisely the right height to take out motorcycle jumpers? More »
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A Rob Gronkowski Onstage Dance Video Has Been Unearthed [Video]
After seeing this video, I'm convinced that Rob Gronkowski's ankle is hurt much worse than anyone realized. It's the only explanation for why he'd be dancing like this. More »
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NBA Suspends Kevin Love Two Games For Face-Stomping Luis Scola [Video]
We Now Have The Will Ferrell Old Milwaukee Super Bowl Ad In HD, Along With More Info About It [Video]
This bizarre TV spot for Old Milwaukee beer starring Will Ferrell aired in exactly one TV market last night during the Super Bowl's local ad block at the end of the first half. That market is North Platte, Nebraska, and it's the second-smallest TV market in the country, ranking 209th out of 210. There are 15,180 TV homes in the North Platte market. More »
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New Jersey Football Team Makes Triumphant Return To New Jersey [New York Giants]
We are currently watching, with attention as rapt as rapt can be, the silent helicopter-cam of Newark Liberty International Airport, where the Giants are due to land any moment. The team, which proudly plays out of East Rutherford, N.J., will hold a ticker-tape parade tomorrow across state lines in New York, perhaps as a sop since they haven't played a home game there in 37 years. More »
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