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Father Accidentally Teaches His Daughter How to Be a Foul-Mouthed Sports Fan [Video]
Everything was going along so well until the ref made a bad call. "A twwavel? Oh no. Oh nooo! ... A fwarkin' twwavel!" If only all pissed off sports fans could be this adorable. More »



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Awesome 23-Year-Old Photographer Travels Around the World Interviewing Wartime Women [War]
When we think of the roles women play in war-ravaged countries, it's easy to think only in terms like "victim" or "caretaker." That's why 23-year-old Elizabeth Herman travels around the world taking photographs and interviewing women about their wartime memories for her "post-conflict project," called "A Woman's War" — to tell stories that go beyond the stereotypes. More »



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10 Things You May Have Missed In TV This Week [Video]
In this week's TV roundup, SNL celebrates a milestone, Jane Lynch does Maddow, Chris Rock has a point and Smash gets a Marilyn. More »



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Rihanna Would Like Us to Stop Riding Her Dick [Tweet Beat]
In this weekend edition of Tweet Beat, Rihanna would like Celebuzz to lube up, Kim Kardashian can't even explain, Rory Williams is dressed as an owl and Raven-Symone invites us to kindly mind our own fucking business. More »



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Happy Anniversary: 10 Magical Moments of Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison's Marriage [Video]
It's been one year since actor Doug Hutchison married his child bride Courtney Stodden, the aspiring pop singer/lucite-heel enthusiast 35 years his junior. We celebrate the happy couple's paper anniversary by reveling in some of the romantic moments that caused the world to fall in love with their love story. More »



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Samantha Brick Calls All French Women Nasty Hawk Rottweiler Crone Sluts [Samantha Brick]
I'm not 'lookist', people - I just think we'd all understand Roman history better if Mary Beard put on a bit of lippy. More »



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Saturated Fat Makes Us Dumber [Weighty Issues]
As it turns out, nomming on the occasional delicious, saturated fatty acid animal product is even worse for us than we thought it was. Not only do foods that are high in saturated fat (e.g. red meat, butter, whole-fat milk and cream, cheeses, etc.) clog the arteries and dramatically increase the risk of heart disease and stroke, but a new study in Annals Of Neurology, reported by The Atlantic, says that the consumption of saturated fat has a deleterious effect on the brain, thanks to the study of 6,000 women over the age of 65. It wasn't the total amount of fat consumed, but the type of fat that effected women's memory; during the four-year data collection period, women who ate nonsaturated/healthier types of fat, like the olive-oil based kind, scored higher on cognitive function tests. The jury is still out on whether it effects men in a similar way. More »



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And Here Is A Macy's Necklace That Resembles An Inflamed Vulva [Jewelry]
Hey, dudes: Memorial Day, arguably the most romantic holiday of the year (although Arbor Day and International Tuba Day are also conducive to getting your fuck on), is fast approaching, and it is time for you to select a gift for the lady in your life. What better gift than this undeniably labial-looking Amazonian seed pod necklace? And here are some additional traits that this necklace shares with our very special nuggetflowers: More »



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Are The Mommy Wars Declaring A Cease-Fire? (Probs Not, But We Can Hope) [Mommy Wars]
"The Mommy Wars" was first brought to public attention as a term in a Newsweek piece in 1990 on the struggles of working moms versus at-home moms, but as you know—unless you are a Mole Person who lives underneath the subway—has since expanded to encompass (and foster intolerance for) every single one of the many "roads diverged in the wood" of baby-making, especially lately. There's Hilary Rosen's snafu about Ann Romney's "not working a day in her life," which became a GOP-used paean to the stay-at-home-mom, that attachment parenting Time cover depicting an unweaned 4-year-old boy on his mom's boob that we literally just stopped talking about, and leagues of controversial mommy bloggers (led by eponymous Bad Mother author Ayelet Waldman, a.k.a Mrs. Michael Chabon) who confess to preferring one child over the other, or preferring Michael Chabon over all of them. More »



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How To Embellish Any T-Shirt (With Designer Natalie Chanin!) [DIY]
This week's DIY is a t-shirt DIY — which is, in case you haven't guessed, one of my favorite kinds of do-it-yourself project, because of the ubiquity of the raw materials. And this t-shirt DIY comes to you with the help of a very special guest: fashion designer Natalie Chanin, of the label Alabama Chanin. She showed me how to do the most incredible things with a needle and thread. More »



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Goofy, Endearing Dog Knows How To Ride A Bike [Video]
80 Year-Old-Grandmother Brings Her Family Values Rap to America's Got Talent [Video]
Are you watching America's Got Talent? That question was rhetorical — we know you are watching America's Got Talent because you love Howie Mandel so much. Like, you never shut up about it. Seriously, please shut up about loving Howie Mandel. We get it. Everyone gets it. More »



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Study Ruins Eating for Two by Proving It's Safe for Pregnant Women to Diet [Weighty Matters]
Congratulations, you're pregnant! Now go on a diet. "Wait, what?" you may whine pointlessly in protest. "I thought this was the one time I didn't have to diet. You know ‘eating for two' and all?" WRONG. A new review of medical research has determined that it's 100 percent safe to restrict ones calories during pregnancy, and in fact you should avoid gaining excessive weight because it can lead to scary complications. So, it looks like you're in for nine months worth of celery sticks. More »



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It's True What They Say About April Showers [Snap Judgment]
VIENNA, AUSTRIA - MAY 19: Actress Milla Jojovich poses next to a special edition Mini car decorated by Vogue following the Life Ball 2012 press conference on May 19, 2012 in Vienna, Austria. (Photo by Sean Gallup/Getty Images) More »



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TGIF! [Snap Judgment]
Gabby writes: "Rusty was scared to death of this thing for months but, as with most things in the house, he eventually began to see it as one more thing he could attach his scent to and the fear factor was gone!" Image via email. More »



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Your Boyfriend Donald Glover Might Appear on Season 2 of Girls [Girls]
Lena Dunham and Donald Glover have been having some charming Twitter interactions over the past few days, but who would have suspected it was because Donald Glover is shooting scenes for season 2 of Girls? The New York Post has published a pretty darling photograph of the two of them from the series' set in Greenpoint, Brooklyn, though nothing has been confirmed by the actors themselves. A dose of Glover never hurt anything, but the news is especially exciting for those who've been wishing the show portrayed a more diversity. More »



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The Night Belongs to Tina Fey! [Video]
Last weekend, I went to D.C. for the first time, and was overwhelmed at how much I wanted to do and how little time I had to do it all. YET, I spent almost half an hour in front of a TV screen at the Newseum's "Every Four Years" election-related exhibit watching Tina Fey imitate Sarah Palin on SNL. Even though I had seen all of the skits before — multiple times — I couldn't help it. I just love her so much. (And now I'm doing the same thing again while trying to pick a clip for you guys...shh, don't tell my coworkers!) More »



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Star of Acclaimed Cannes Film in Prison for Murder [Weird]
Aniello Arena, star of the film Reality, which is premiering at Cannes, filmed his role on some sort of special leave from the Italian prison where he's serving a life sentence for murder (actually double murder, which is twice as bad as regular murder!!!). More »



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When Laws Designed to Protect Pregnant Women End Up Imprisoning Them [Roe V World]
In 2002, Bei Bei Shuai, 33 weeks pregnant, attempted to kill herself after her boyfriend left her. The Indiana woman didn't succeed — but her daughter was born early as a result, and died shortly thereafter. Now, the state's used laws that were allegedly designed to protect pregnant women from violence to imprison Shuai for murder and "attempted fetal homicide." She's finally been granted bail today, after being incarcerated for over a year. More »



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Get Thigh On Life (And Hugs) [Thighlights]
Leo Cullen (L) and Jonny Sexton (R) of Leinster tackle Craig Gilroy (C) of Ulster during the Heineken Cup Final between Leinster and Ulster at Twickenham Stadium on May 19, 2012 in London, United Kingdom. (Photo by Warren Little/Getty Images) More »



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"Mahalo, Motherf*cker" And All Of Rihanna's Other Lines In Battleship [Rihanna]
Kudos for Vulture for compiling a complete transcript of every line by Meryl Streep Rihanna in Battleship, a.k.a. Battleshit, a.k.a. The Feel-Stupid Movie Of The Spring That Is Not Tim Riggins On Mars. More »



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Rhythm Is A (Naked) Dancer, Says Non-Judgmental Dita Von Teese [Notable/quotable]
In an interview with The Rumpus yesterday, Dita Von Teese, arguably the most successful neo-burlesque performer in the world, was asked whether there were any forms of erotic performance that she considered degrading. Here's what she had to say: More »



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Every Time Some Professional-Woman-Drinking Trend Piece Says Or Implies "Sex And The City Culture," Take A Drink [Scary Sadshaws]
Although one would think we'd hang up the whole Scary Sadshaw* thing by now (with the occasional exception of a bittersweet Julia Allison oeuvre here and there), this is clearly not the case. Since the show ended its run, there's been one article per year or so about the increased alcohol consumption of "upwardly mobile" professional women (like this one in 2009 or this one in 2010) and generally the not-so-discreet charm of the Cosmo-addled ladies on HBO's bourgeoise guilty pleasure of yore continues to take much of the blame. It's irritating. Here's another, courtesy of the Telegraph, in which the following phrases are used to distinguish the problem of "successful lady drinking" from successful man drinking: More »



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